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Jul 23, 2014 / 22,142 notes

upallnightogetloki:

comraderogers:

Avengers vine idea: to the tune of bohemian rhapsody, Natasha says ‘thunderbolts and lightening’, Clint says ‘very very frightening’, then the camera pans around to Thor out the window summoning lightening like ‘ME’

I NEED THIS!!

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
Jul 23, 2014 / 51,161 notes

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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laneylovesadtr:

This is beyond perfect
Jul 23, 2014 / 9,148 notes

laneylovesadtr:

This is beyond perfect

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multipurposeflour:

kevinkinky-:

The Fault in Our Stars was better than I thought 

nah this is breaking bad
Jul 23, 2014 / 139,351 notes

multipurposeflour:

kevinkinky-:

The Fault in Our Stars was better than I thought 

nah this is breaking bad

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Jul 23, 2014 / 2,965 notes

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awwww-cute:

Work sucks :(
Jul 23, 2014 / 22,854 notes

awwww-cute:

Work sucks :(

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Jul 23, 2014 / 133,147 notes

fartgallery:

readingaroundthemovies:

fartgallery:

i need to date a girl with the initials AG so we can carve SW+AG on benches

Those r my mums initials…,

say hello to your new dad. i see that your tumblr blog contains some vulgar language. you’re grounded

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Jul 23, 2014 / 133,692 notes

verylittlebird:

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

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atrogallery:

Garden of Allah
Artist: Maxfield Parrish
/kiçiek takes his own poisons
Jul 23, 2014 / 564 notes

atrogallery:

Garden of Allah

Artist: Maxfield Parrish

/kiçiek takes his own poisons

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Jul 23, 2014 / 250,504 notes
  • Gryffindor: Do what is right
  • Ravenclaw: Do what is wise
  • Hufflepuff: Do what is kind
  • Slytherin: PUT A FUCKING BASILISK IN THE CASTLE
Jul 23, 2014 / 333 notes
Jul 23, 2014 / 36,460 notes

just-being-juli:

celestialcassy:

(x)

sometimes i think misha plays a game with himself and its called “how many of my fans am i able to make feel uncomfortable in less than twenty words without being charged with harrassment”

I wanna play that game

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Jul 23, 2014 / 89,167 notes

The real difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin

brilliantbucky:

evil-freak:

Gryffindor : Mate, I would die for you

Slytherin : I will kill for you, bro. Just give me the word, the bitch is dead

Ravenclaw: I’ll find a way we both can survive

Hufflepuff: I’ll die with you

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Jul 23, 2014 / 1,102 notes

color-division:

Will Graham being a panting mess  or more like…behold his sex face

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Jul 23, 2014 / 101,767 notes

jaseon:

Beautiful.

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